My dog has no manners,
I think he is very rude.
He always whines at dinnertime,
while we are eating food.
And when he is feeling thirsty,
and wants to take a drink,
he takes it from the toiler
instead of the sink.
He never wears a pair of pants,
he doesn't wear a shirt,
and worse, he will not shower,
to wash away the dirt.
He's not polite to strangers,
he bites them on the rear.
And when I am on the telephone,
he barks so I can't hear.
When I complained to mommy,
she said, "I thought you knew."
The reason his manners stink;
He learns by watching you.
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