The simple universe of Mrs. AllJazz gets complicated by the quirky world outside with its shenanigans. Why are the laws of averaged loaded against her? Read on to know more... And the shrill alarm rang at a horribly unearthly hour. Mrs. AllJazz rolled over, shut her phone with vehemence, and slipped right back into her benign dream world. She was rudely woken up again, by what seemed like the retching sound of a weeklong undigested chicken. As she slowly came to life and as her brain cells powered up, Mrs. AllJazz discovered that the culprit was her phone, belting...